I’ll tell you I’m happy;
I’ll tell you I’ll be fine tomorrow;
But I know, tomorrow will only be worse.
I tell lies everyday;
And I fear I won’t be able to stop myself.
Everyone I message on skype goes on do-not-disturb.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
I have to pee so bad right now but if I move that would be considered a felon
What if instead of fingers we had tongues
I mean like people with vaginas would have such a good time getting off
I feel as fucking useless as a white crayon omg someone follow me already this isn’t funny anymore
"Happy" Has 5 letters
“Pizza” Has 5 letters
This is NOT a coincidence.
"Here’s a review packet for over the break"